Dr. John Carter: OK guys, this party is over. Lucy Knight: Was the music too loud? Dr. John Carter: No, the furniture was too on fire. Dr. Doug Ross: I'm a doctor and nothing gets in the way of that. Nothing. Dr. Elizabeth Corday: [on the phone] I don't care if it's raining fire and brimstone, you are going to get me to that church if I have to ride on your back like a bloody donkey [hangs up angrily] Isabelle Corday: Perhaps you should eat something Dr. Elizabeth Corday: I do not need to eat. Nor do I need a spot of tea, or a moment of quiet reflection on this, my special day. This is America, and sometimes you just have to kick some ass. Isabelle Corday: We'll take your car and get there early. Dr. Elizabeth Corday: Fine. Fine, okay. But unless you can drive stickshift on the right side of the road, I'm driving. Isabelle Corday: Elizabeth, you cant possibly drive in your condition Dr. Elizabeth Corday: Get your purse, grab the flowers, and let's go. [phone rings] Dr. Elizabeth Corday: Now listen here, you ignorant bastard! Dr. Mark Greene: What's wrong? Dr. Elizabeth Corday: Oh... Mark... nothing. Carol Hathaway: You scared me. Dr. Kerry Weaver: I do that to a lot of people. Neela Rasgotra: [after Ray begs her to allow his roommate to stay] Fine, but you're cleaning the bathroom this week... with actual cleaning products. Dr. Mark Greene: I've been a jerk. Carol Hathaway: Worse. Dr. Mark Greene: Pain in the ass? Carol Hathaway: Keep going. Dr. Mark Greene: Total schmuck? Carol Hathaway: Bingo. Malik: [examining a trauma patient] Check it out, swastikas. Nurse Connie Oligario: I've got a "die n- die" here. Nurse Lily Jarvik: [to the patient] How do you feel about Asians? Dr. Kerry Weaver: The food was terrible, the music stinks, the drinks were watered down, but you sure know how to throw a party. Dr. Greg Pratt: [about the letter Neela is writing to Gallant] Tell him to hurry up and get his ass back here in one piece. I'm tired of waiting for my rematch. Now let's get back inside. Neela Rasgotra: [in her letter] Pratt says he misses you. Abby Lockhart: In what possible universe would I say "Let's polka?" Dr. Greg Pratt: [looking at a snapshot of Jake] Nah, boxers would stick out more. Neela Rasgotra: It could be tighty whiteys. Frank: Thong. Dr. Ray Barnett: Hey, maybe Abby could settle this. Nurse Chuny Marquez: Abby, boxers or briefs? Abby Lockhart: Actually, he goes commando. Dr. Michael Gallant: [regarding Neela's dinner outfit] If that's your deep-dish outfit, I'm glad I didn't say French food. Dr. Susan Lewis: Students wanna be residents... residents wanna be attendings... Dr. John Carter: And attendings just wanna be left alone. Abby Lockhart: Why'd you stick me with this guy? Dr. Susan Lewis: When did everyone become such scheduling divas? Abby Lockhart: Well, I don't need a student. I'm better flying solo. Dr. Susan Lewis: Is there something wrong with him? Abby Lockhart: No, he's excellent. He's very good. Dr. Susan Lewis: Oh, no, you like him, don't you? Abby Lockhart: Okay, you know what...? Dr. Susan Lewis: You do! You're blushing! Abby Lockhart: We never had this conversation. [starts to walk away] Dr. Susan Lewis: Hey, haven't you had enough of doctors? Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Screw your gig, medicine is not a day job! Dr. Ray Barnett: This coming from someone who was making hot dogs three months ago. Dr. Neela Rasgotra: I was off at 7, Abby was off at 7, but we were still there taking care of our patients. Dr. Ray Barnett: Know what? We would never leave the hospital if we stuck around tucking in every patient. Dr. Neela Rasgotra: I'm not talking about every patient. I'm talking about one kid. He trusted you with the most important decision of his life, and you left. Dr. Mark Greene: Are the meetings always this eventful? Carol Hathaway: This one was kinda boring. No-one tried to take a swing at each other. Dr. Susan Lewis: When you find out why I was over there, you are going to feel *very* small. We're friends. he needed me there. Dr. John Carter: Friends? Dr. Susan Lewis: Yes, friends, which is more than I'll be able to say about us if you keep this up. Neela Rasgotra: [about the possibility of moving in with Ray] So, we could go days without seeing each other. Dr. Ray Barnett: Oh, months even. Welcome roomie.